
You can never really know someone until you walk a mile in their shoes. At first it might not seem like the most natural fit, but walk around in those shoes long enough and you’ll discover you might like it. Just don’t get too comfortable, kids, because you never know when the other shoe is going to drop.
iCarly/Gossip Girl, @iPetty In Pink.

“Not “us”. [Dan] Freddie and [Blair] Sam. Individual entities. Two nouns separated by a conjunction.”
“Or a comma, if mentioned in a list.”
“Which is rare. Since we have nothing in common and are in fact, opposites.”
“The kind of opposites who do not attract.”
“Most definitely not.”
“No.”
iCarly/Gossip Girl, @iEmpire Of The Son.

“God, I knew you’d be my social death, [Humphrey] Benson! I just knew it.”
“No, you know what? It’s going to be fine. We can make it fine. All we have to do is tell everyone we’ve been hanging out. It’s not going to be a big deal unless we keep making it a big deal.”
“Which it totally isn’t.”
iCarly/Gossip Girl, @iEmpire Of The Son.